You've got to get the laundry on as soon as you get up.
You've got to not only sport the world's finest bed hair (pram hair, technically, since that's where he takes all his naps), but you've got to make sure Gamma cleans up lunch properly.
You get chucked around while your mother tries to gloss over the health and safety nightmare going on in her dining room.
And then, to top it off, you get put in a laundry basket while you wait for your bath!
And then today it all starts again. Seriously guys, it's tough being one.
(He also entertained his friend for a couple of hours, who spent most of the morning trundling around with a phone charger in one hand and a look of deep joy on his face).
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